{"product_id":"thou-may-ingest-a-satchel-of-richards-enamel-pin","title":"Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards Enamel Pin | Funny Shakespearean Insult Lapel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those moments when you want to insult someone, but with the utmost class and elegance. Our \"Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards\" Enamel Pin is a masterclass in sophisticated profanity, translating a legendary modern insult into a regal, Shakespearean masterpiece.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/AI_4.webp?v=1782278521\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeautifully designed in a striking vintage medieval scroll style, this hard enamel pin features royal gold gothic lettering against a stark black background, complete with a tiny majestic lion emblem at the top. Measuring 1.2 inch (30mm) tall, it’s the absolute perfect tongue-in-cheek accessory to silently tell the world exactly how you feel while maintaining your flawless, aristocratic dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKey Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Craftsmanship:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality die-cast hard enamel with intricate gold plating, sharp gothic text lines, and premium high-gloss finish.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/03_539a7248-031b-4d6e-972c-4d21d1ff9d07.webp?v=1782278606\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Proportions:\u003c\/b\u003e Measured at 1.2 inch (30mm) tall x 0.9 inch (23mm) wide—a compact, elegant crest shape that looks incredibly sharp.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/04_245baea9-682a-49af-8efe-2c95f8c760d7.webp?v=1782278606\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecure Single Post:\u003c\/strong\u003e Equipped with a single pin post and a durable black rubber back to keep your pin firmly attached to your gear.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/05_1045daa4-f28a-4092-b545-395d190de931.webp?v=1782278606\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eElegantly Versatile:\u003c\/b\u003e Adds a hilariously royal touch to formal suit lapels, corporate lanyards, everyday tote bags, canvas backpacks, or denim jackets.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/02_72fbf051-de7a-4621-b83a-eda20bcb629b.webp?v=1782278606\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Gag Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives beautifully showcased on a clean, branded Tiny Relics backing card—making it an unforgettable gag gift for history nerds, literature lovers, close friends, or your favorite sassy coworker.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/07_67c93a95-f631-42e8-9318-5dacaf71d443.webp?v=1782278606\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e© Tiny Relics™\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tiny Relics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44966871793750,"sku":"TR-PIN-12","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/6820\/8470\/files\/01_85e263ec-d0aa-4766-a4b7-f2dc603f6814.webp?v=1782278606","url":"https:\/\/thetinyrelics.com\/products\/thou-may-ingest-a-satchel-of-richards-enamel-pin","provider":"Tiny Relics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}